the size of your thighs, or your waist, doesn’t matter
its the size of your bank account that we really care about
*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care
If anyone missed it, this was the speech Oli Sykes made after accepting the award for best album at the Alternative Press Music Awards.
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence